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Livestar Securities Erased All Database By Human-caused Mistake, Orders Went Away

Livestar Securities Co., Ltd., a Japanese online brokerage service issued a released to apologize its trouble started around 10 a.m., during trading time on December 27.

Livestar Securities web transaction service was completely inaccessible over 4 hours from 10 a.m. to 2:05 p.m.

In their announcement, the trouble was caused by an outsourced company removing all data on its database server “artificially”. And unknown amount of orders issued by the trouble time were lost.

Ascii-Art Translated To English By 2-Channelers

SOme 2-channel users tried to translate captions of popular ascii-art, drawing by letters they often post on 2-channel.

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        ./:::::\          /::::::ヽ
       /::::::::::::;ゝ–──– 、._/::::::::::::::|
       /,.-‐””´          \:::::::::::|
     /                ヽ、::::|
    /                   ヽ|
     l                         l
    .|    ●                |    Umm….
     l  , , ,           ●     l
    ` 、      (_人__丿    、、、   / 
      `ー 、__               /
         /`”’ー‐‐──‐‐‐┬”’”"´

         ,-、            ,.-、
        ./:::::\          /::::::ヽ
       /::::::::::::;ゝ–──– 、._/::::::::::::::|
       /,.-‐””´          \:::::::::::|
     /                ヽ、::::|
    /    ●                  ヽ|
     l   , , ,             ●      l
    .|        (_人__丿     、、、  |    I can’t understand.
     l                      l
    ` 、                       /
      `ー 、__               /
         /`”’ー‐‐──‐‐‐┬”’”"´

                ___
               /     \
             / ─    ─ \
            /  (●)  (●) \
              |     (__人__)     | <Come on! Hey!! Hurry up!!
           ,.゙-‐- 、  `⌒´   ,/
        ┌、. /     ヽ ー‐  <.
         ヽ.X、- 、   ,ノi      ハ
      ⊂>’”>┐ヽノ〃     / ヘ
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      /   `ー””´      ,’  c〈〈〈っ<
     /          __,,..ノ ,ノヽー'"ノ
      {          ´    /  ``¨´
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      ∨      ヽ _,,..-'"    `ヽ
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      ヽ、     }   ``7‐-.  /
          ヽ     リ    /′  ノ
          /′  , {     /   /
        {     !   ,ノ  ,/′
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Yaruo

  .ni 7      /ノ   ヽ\   Talk toward a wall! F*ck you!
l^l | | l ,/)   / /゚ヽ  /゚ヾ\      .n
‘, U ! レ’ / /   ⌒   ⌒  \   l^l.| | /)
/    〈 |  (____人__)  |   | U レ’//)
     ヽ\    |lr┬-l|   /  ノ    /
 /´ ̄ ̄ノ    ゙=ニ二”   \rニ     |

    /⌒ヽ  
    ∩ ^ω^)   What 
    |   ⊂ノ  
   |   _⊃  
    し ⌒  
   
    /⌒ヽ  
   (^ω^ ∩   you lie 
    t⊃  |  
   ⊂_   |  
     ⌒ J  
   
       /⌒ヽ  
     (     )  o o o
     /  、 つ  
    (_(__ ⌒)ノ  
     ∪ (ノ  
   ∩___∩
   | ノ      ヽ
  /  ●   ● | Bear–!!
  |    ( _●_)  ミ
 彡、   |∪|  、`\
/ __  ヽノ /´>  )
(___)   / (_/
 |       /
 |  /\ \
 | /    )  )
 ∪    (  \
       \_)

The bear is known as the origin of Pedobear in 4-chan, but in 2-channel, it does not have pedophilia attribution.

          「;:丶、:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:|
            ト、;:;:;:丶、:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:|
          {::ト、:;:;:;:;:;:` ” ー―――;:;: ‘|
           l::l . 丶、:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:|
           ’,:i r- 、、` ‘ ―――一” ” .|
            || ヾ三)       ,ィ三ミヲ  | 
            lj         ゙’ ― ‘′ .|
           | , –:.:、:..   .:.:.:.:..:.:…  | 
           | fr‐t-、ヽ.  .:.:. ‘”,二ニ、、|   Maro found this thread !!!
           l 丶‐三’ ノ   :ヾイ、弋::ノ| 
           ‘, ゙’ー-‐’ イ:   :..丶三-‐’”| 
            ‘,    /.:   .      | 
            ‘,  ,ィ/ :   .:’^ヽ、..  |
             ‘,.:/.:.,{、:   .: ,ノ 丶::. |
            ヽ .i:, ヽ、__, イ    _`゙.|
              ,.ゝ、ト=、ェェェェ=テアヽ|
           _r/ /:.`i ヽヾェェシ/   |
     _,,. -‐ ” ” ´l. { {:.:.:.:’, `.’:==:’.”    |
一 ” “´        ‘,ヽ丶:.:.:ヽ、 ⌒      ,|
             ヽ丶丶、:.:.ゝ、 ___,. イ |
              `丶、 ``”二ユ、_,.____|

Maro is a character came from stereotype of Heian period(AD 794-1185) aristocrat who demands free images to others. In other 2-channel word, Kure-kure-kun (Mr. give-me-give-me guy)

          o。_。_lコ<o>     |l≡≡≡|ミ|__。≠_〇o
 。+ +。。。。。 |l|FFFFFFF|。 。 .。 +|l≡≡≡|ミ|EEEEEEEEEEE|lll| .。+
  * o  o.   |l|FFFFFFF / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     。。oo  |l|FFFFFF | I’m alone this year too…
   /| ̄ ̄ ̄l ::|FFFFFFF \
   |ミ|:」」:」」:」| ::|FFFFFF     ̄|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   |ミ|:」」:」」:」| 〇 FF.。   ∧_∧  |l≡o + +! + 。 〇   +
   lミl.」」.」〇 ++ +  (´・ω・) o  〇 。 o  +   〇 。 +
  __〇___。_゚__/ ~つと)____o______〇__o___。
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Shobo-n (named after Japanese onomatope shows whimpering) is a counterpart of English “Forever Alone” meme.

__________
    <○√
      /
     くく
Holly Shit!! This is a F*CKING Thread!
While I can regist>>1, run away and go to another Thread!
Hurry! Hurry! Don’t care about me!
/ || ̄ ̄|| ∧_∧
|…..||__|| (     )  W h y I ‘ m t h i s ・・・
| ̄ ̄\三⊂/ ̄ ̄ ̄/
|    | ( ./     /
 ___
/ || ̄ ̄|| ∧_∧
|…..||__|| ( ^ω^ )  W h y I ‘ m t h i s !?
| ̄ ̄\三⊂/ ̄ ̄ ̄/
|    | ( ./     /

 ___ ♪ ∧__,∧.∩
/ || ̄ ̄|| r( ^ω^ )ノ  W h y I ‘ m t h i s !
|…..||__|| └‐、   レ´`ヽ   W h y I ‘ m t h i s !
| ̄ ̄\三  / ̄ ̄ ̄/ノ´` ♪
|    | ( ./     /

 ___        ♪  ∩∧__,∧
/ || ̄ ̄||         _ ヽ( ^ω^ )7  W h y I ‘ m t h i s !
|…..||__||         /`ヽJ   ,‐┘   W h y I ‘ m t h i s ! 
| ̄ ̄\三  / ̄ ̄ ̄/  ´`ヽ、_  ノ    
|    | ( ./     /      `) ) ♪
                   ___
             ♪ ∩/ || ̄ ̄||♪ ∩∧__,∧
               _ ヽ|…..||__|| 7 ヽ( ^ω^ )7 W h y I ‘ m t h i s !
               /`ヽJ   ,‐┘/`ヽJ   ,‐┘   W h y I ‘ m t h i s ! 
| ̄ ̄\三  / ̄ ̄ ̄/  ´`ヽ、_  ノ   ´`ヽ、_  ノ
|    | ( ./     /      `) ) ♪    `) ) ♪  

“What did this happen?” utter hopelessness may make you manic.

            , ‘´  ̄ ̄ ` 、
          i r-ー-┬-‐、i
           | |,,_   _,{|
          N| “゚’` {“゚`lリ     P l a y w i t h m e
             ト.i   ,__”_  !
          /i/ l\ ー .イ|、
    ,.、-  ̄/  | l   ̄ / | |` ┬-、
    /  ヽ. /    ト-` 、ノ- |  l  l  ヽ.
  /    ∨     l   |!  |   `> |  i
  /     |`二^>  l.  |  | <__,|  |
_|      |.|-<    \ i / ,イ____!/ \
  .|     {.|  ` - 、 ,.---ァ^! |    | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄l
__{   ___|└―ー/  ̄´ |ヽ |___ノ____________|
  }/ -= ヽ__ - 'ヽ   -‐ ,r'゙   l                  |
__f゙// ̄ ̄     _ -'     |_____ ,. -  ̄ \____|
  | |  -  ̄   /   |     _ | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ /       \  ̄|
___`\ __ /    _l - ̄  l___ /   , /     ヽi___.|
 ̄ ̄ ̄    |    _ 二 =〒  ̄  } ̄ /     l |      ! ̄ ̄|
_______l       -ヾ ̄  l/         l|       |___|

popular line “Yaranaika” from old gay manga

              (~)
.            γ´⌒`ヽ
.   ___     {i:i:i:i:i:i:i:i:} I warm?
   |[\_498]|\ ( ´・ω・)
   | ̄ ̄ ̄|  | (:::::::::::::)
   |___l./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄■/|   lヽ,,lヽ
   | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|.  |  (ω・  ) Thank you
   |                 .|.  |  し   i   
   |__________|./   しーJ

.   ___
   |[\_498]|\               (~)
   | ̄ ̄ ̄|  |             γ´⌒`ヽ
   |___l./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄■/|   {i:i:i:i:i:i:i:i:}lヽ,,lヽ
   | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|.  |  (  ´-ω)ω- )
   |                 .|.  |   (:::::::`つ⊂´ i
   |__________|./    し─J.し─J

“May I warm up (by microwave oven)?” is the phrase which convenience store staff ask you when purchasing bento=lunch box.

               ヽ人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人ノ
             <                      >
             < Don’t look if you hate ! Don’t look if you hate ! >
             <                      >
             ノ Y´`Y´`Y´`Y´`Y´`Y´`Y´`Y´`Y´`Yヽ

         / ̄(S)~\
       / / ∧ ∧\ \
       \ \ (゚Д゚ ) / /
         \⌒  ⌒ /
          )_人_ ノ
          /    /
      ∧_∧ ∩  (   ))
     (   ; )ω   ̄ ̄ヽ
   γ⌒   ⌒ヽ  ̄ ̄|  |
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|

general 2-channlers’ attitude against people who want to regulate the internet

There are many ascii-art dictionary sites (1) (2), from where you can copy and paste onto 2-channel.

via 2ch (already into the restricted server) via 2ch summary site Chaos Channel